I'm feeling like a blob of cottage cheese that was squished into a too-small plastic container that was left by the microwave while the microwave was happily exploding some corn kernels, then someone forgot to put me back into the fridge so I'm all sad and gross and moldy.

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Megan, 31, female, Los Angeles, pie eater.
Brett Erlich and Indiana Jones are my heroes. The way to my heart is through happy fun times concerts and diners.

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I'm feeling like a blob of cottage cheese that was squished into a too-small plastic container that was left by the microwave while the microwave was happily exploding some corn kernels, then someone forgot to put me back into the fridge so I'm all sad and gross and moldy.

What would you like to know?